head> Aurea Mediocritas

proctalgia:

i love when dogs sigh. its like, hey bud, long day at the office?

(Source: proctalgia, via thebitterend1)

Posted 1 day ago

fix the economy by shrinking everyone to the size of ants

queerwig:

money will be worth more since it’s bigger

(via n3opets)

Posted 1 day ago